Does anyone know how to limit the amount of entries per page?

The scripts that I wrote and keep finding aren't working for me.

xxlove,

Huh.

That's weird.
I have premium again?

Whatevvv.

This is going to become my journal.

LJ's just like, a er, notice to people or something.

So yea.
Haven't done much in a while.

So I'm like blind in one eye.
It's supposed to be gone by now.
But it's still uberly blurry and whatnot.
Also,
I'm less sick.
Woooo.

If you call me on the phone, I'm afraid all I'll be able to say is "...".

xxx

So last week...
Where was I last week?
I don't remember anything anymore.

OH!
On umm, Thursday? Yea, Thursday,
I SAW BRITT!

I miss her quite a lot.
Britt, Crysee, Tess and me were gonna go down to McD's and get food,
Then we ran into Pat and Brian, whom I haven't seen since the end of school/July 4th.
And yea, me and Tess spent like half an hour waiting, since Tess got injured on the perilous journey from Crysee's to downtown and I stayed with her.
So we concluded that Pat and Brian were giving them a strip show.
Srsly. I have no idea the way our minds work.
But yea, we called them.
It was quite funny.

And yea, so me and Tess start walking,
And then I'm like, OH DUDE! IT'S JESS AND CAITLIN IN BROTHER'S!
So yea, I think I pressed my face to the window or something strange like that.
And so we met up with Caitlin, Jess, Meg, Will, and Eric.
And then the others are across the street.
And Crysee finds her Mike and Nick.
Eh yea.
Fun.
Whatev.

So we go to McD's and buy icecreams. (wtf, they're .50$?)
And met up with Derek somewhere on the road.




So now all I need to see/hang out with is;;
xx Gaby
xx Natalie
xx Like friends from what? 8th/7th grade?
xx Austin
xx Andrew
xx ROB!
xx Sara
xx Kristen

I think that's it?
I'm probably missing important people though.

Because every second spent without friends,
Is a second very much wasted.

But srsly,
even if I haven't seen you/talked to you/been friends with you for like ever,
If I once saw you/talked to you/was friends with you,
Somehow,
Because even if
    A. you hate my guts now.
    B. you have no idea who I am now.
    C. we have no similar interests whatsoever
    D. we haven't talked in over a year,
I want to find you and hang out with you.

I want everyone to be on good terms.
And I want this all done by September.

Also,

=D ANI'S XANGA LIVES!
Of course, she's probably going to make a different one,
And why is she speaking in third person?
Whatevvvv.

Indeed.

I update my LJ more. (___lawlessly)

Um. Yes. I suppose that's about it.

It's summer.

And it's very nice out.

But it makes me and Crysee sweat insanely and gross-ly.

Ehm.

I'm bored. All summer.

So WE should hang out.
(WE = You reading this.)